Editorial by John Ziegler

Top Ten Signs that NFL players are getting too Violent

2/1/2000

TOP TEN SIGNS THAT NFL PLAYERS ARE GETTING TOO VIOLENT

10. O.J. Simpson declares that he is "embarrassed" to be an NFL alumnus.
9. All teams now required to snap ball out of "shotgun" formation.
8. Rosters expanded to make room for team bail bondsman.
7. "Get out of jail free" card now standard in all player's contracts.
6. Jonnie Cochran is named new head of players union.
5. Rap artists condemn NFL players for their tendency towards violence.
4. Jennifer Lopez leaves Puff for Ray Lewis.
3. Some players may actually be worse people than John Rocker.
2. Barry Sheck is hired by NFL as full-time consultant.
1. Lloyds of London stops accepting insurance policies on lives of NFL wives.

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